A Life in the Life of Ness

Hey y'all!

I'm Wrinkles. My favourite colour is grey, I sleep most of the time, and I love lying under the deck and long walks on the beach. So any male dogs interested, call me on 0014-844-628. *wink*

Oh right, I was just reminded of the real reason I'm here. I'll be your tour guide through A Life in the Life of Ness!

Lame, right?

Anyway...